Xaviere “Keef” Tele
For some reason I thought that when I started teaching full time I would have time to play guitar in my office, so I thought it would be cool to keep a guitar there. I thought an acoustic guitar would be too loud, so I was thinking about a cheapo electric that I could play through my laptop with headphones. This turned out to be a totally crazy idea. I rarely have a minute to even think when I am at school. However, I ordered the guitar.
I have ordered a Les Paul type guitar and a Beatle-style violin bass from Rondo, a company which specializes in cheap Asian-made instruments. Cheap guitars are much better than ever before because the parts are cut out by computerized machines, so that every neck and body comes out exactly the same, to very precise tolerances. I have ordered pickups and other parts from Guitar Fetish or GFS, a company that sources economy guitar parts mostly from Korea. If you buy a very cheap guitar from Rondo, usually you end up replacing tuners, pickups, electronics, and maybe even bridge parts, and the cheapest place to get better stuff is GFS.
GFS also sells guitars, under the Xaviere brand. Maybe it is better to buy the guitar from GFS, with GFS parts already on it? I decided to try.
I ordered an XV-825 “Keef” model, a Telecaster-type that is supposed to emulate Keith Richards’ “Micawber” tele. It was $248 with case.
This guitar actually has little in common with with Keith Richards’ tele. It does have an ash body with a transparent butterscotch finish and a maple fretboard. However, Keith has a full-sized humbucking pickup in the neck position, and the Xaviere has a mini-humbucker. Keith has a modern tele bridge with individual saddle adjustments, while the GFS has a traditional ash tray bridge plate with three barrel-type saddles. Also, Keith tunes his tele to open “G” and leaves off the low “E” string so he only has five strings. The Xaviere model is pretty much nothing like the tele owned and played by Keith Richards. Here’s a picture of the guitar before I modified it:

The guitar is being inspected by Boojie the cat.
When it came I had low expectations. The action was high, and it had a set of .09′s on it. Pretty skinny strings. The fretboard was very flat, and wide, almost like an acoustic guitar, like a Martin. Before I had had it an hour, I had changed the strings to D’Addario .10′s, and lowered the action quite a bit. The neck had a satin finish that took some getting used to. The guitar was also pretty heavy. Still, the mini-humbucker sounded very good. The bridge pickup was a standard single coil tele style, but it was very bright, and the tone control didn’t tame it. Overall, the guitar had a chimey, jangly sixties vibe that made it seem worthwhile working with. I decided to keep it.
The problem with the tone control was because the guitar had one humbucking pickup and one single coil. Humbuckers usually need at least a 500k tone pot or they are too muddy. Single coils usually need a 250k pot or they are too bright. On a Tele, both pickups go through the same tone pot, so if you mix pickup types, whatever the pot is, it will be wrong for one of them. I realized that I had a GFS L’l Puncher Tele bridge pickup that I had bought for another guitar and then taken out. It was a twin-blade humbucker made for the tele bridge slot, and it needed a 500k pot. I put it in. It worked beautifully. Problem solved.
However, the three position pickup switch was intermittent on the bridge position. Contact cleaner didn’t help. I complained to Jay at GFS, and he sent me another switch. However, these looked to be light duty switches, and I thought I might have the same problem, if not immediately, then down the road a bit. I was also unhappy about the intonation of the vintage-style three-barrel bridge. Each barrel can be adjusted to intonate two strings at once, but if you get one string dead on, the other one will be either sharp or flat. This means that strings are never in tune together as you play up the neck. It sounds sour. No good.
I found a set of compensated brass saddles for the vintage bridge at Stewart-MacDonald for $15. These are drilled at an angle so that the barrel is slanted just enough to compensate for the different strings. I also bought an old-fashioned pickup switch. It turned out not to be an actual Fender-style switch, but a similar design made in Japan. I installed these pieces this weekend. I am very happy with the results. The guitar is sweet, chimey, and quite versatile for country, pop, or jazz.
I have about $230 into the guitar right now, not counting the case, which I can use for my other Telecaster, or the Li’l Puncher, which I already had. It is a very good guitar for $230. Would it be better to buy a more expensive guitar and not have to swap out parts and pickups? Perhaps. But I enjoy working on guitars, and to tell the truth, even if you pay more, even a lot, you might end up swapping out parts. I changed the pickups in my $750 Roland-Ready Stratocaster, for example, because I wanted something that sounded like a 60′s Strat, not a 2007 Strat. But it is all great fun.
Update: Today I took the neck off and inserted a piece of cardboard from some video game packaging as a shim to adjust the neck angle. I wanted to lower the high “E” string just a tad, but I couldn’t because the barrel saddle piece bottomed out. The shim worked very well. The shim is a little shorter than the width of the neck pocket, and about 1/2 and inch wide. It is just a thin piece of cardboard. A little piece makes a big difference. I had to raise the bridge saddles about a full turn to get everything where I wanted it. Now it plays like a dream.
Installing a shim is no big deal. Lots of bolt-on neck guitars have them. I shimmed my 2007 Strat too. I once had a ’63 Fender Jaguar that had a big, thick factory-installed shim.
I really like this guitar now. It plays great, and the mini-humbucker and the Li’l Puncher give it a tone that is in-between Fender and Gibson. The bridge can twang, but the neck pickup is jazzy or bluesy, depending on how you play. Extremely versatile. Great for Beatlesque pop and lots of other things. It’s a keeper.
SampleTank 2
There is a group buy going on right now at IK Multimedia on SampleTank Expansion libraries. You buy one library for $49.95 and you get SampleTank 2 XT and one extra library for free. Then as more people buy into the deal, you get more libraries for free. Right now it is up to four for one. I have Cinematik (movie-oriented strings and effects), Symphony Strings 2, Vocal Collection, and World Instruments. When there are 612 more users, it will go to five for one, and I will get either Hip Hop Instruments (even though I don’t do hip hop, there is some interesting stuff there) or Piano Collection 2.
This is all stuff I can play with my Roland-Ready Stratocaster. Right now I have it set up with an electric bass on the two lowest strings, horns on the middle three, and a cello on the first. Playing like this completely breaks down all the ruts that you get into as a guitar player, and generates new ideas for music. If I decide to record something, of course it is best to record the parts separately and layer them, but for jamming, writing, and fooling around, different instruments on different strings is great fun!
I have Kontakt 4, which is a much more powerful sampler than SampleTank, but new libraries for Kontakt tend to be very pricey. The target market there is people who are doing film scores, advertising, and hit singles, so it is pro, pro, pro and $500 a pop. This SampleTank deal has a lot of usable stuff for cheap, and I am going to have a lot of fun with it.
Here is a link to a quick jam I made with it:
Literary Theory Wrapup
Yesterday I turned in my grades. I had one student who tried to submit a paper after I had already turned them in. I need to tighten up on my late paper policies so that this sort of thing doesn’t happen. However, teaching is a kind of dance, especially teaching a course for the first time. I have goals for the course, and the students have needs and abilities and gaps, as well as their own goals and expectations. The trick is to adapt and adjust until it all pretty much works. I learned a lot about teaching from my students this quarter.
After the first midterm, we read the chapter on Structuralism in Peter Barry’s Beginning Literary Theory and a selection from Fernand de Saussure’s Course in Linguistics from the Richter anthology. The tacit theory that most undergraduate English majors bring to reading literature is that the author is a deep thinker who has intentionally designed the literary work to convey hidden meanings that only careful reading can uncover. Up to this point in the course, it was possible for them to fit most of the criticism we had read into this model. However, the structuralist focus on system rather than utterance, the elimination of the author as a limit on interpretation, and the problematic connection between signifiers and signifieds, all conspired to turn the tacit view on its head. Barry says that it is as if people who were very accustomed to studying eggs were now being asked to study chickens. One student wrote in his blog that his head had officially exploded.
From this point on, the students encounter many counter-intuitive questions. To what extent is the author spoken by the discourse? Do signifiers ultimately refer only to other signifiers? Can a work be free from class and ideology? Is language gendered? Up to the first midterm, the students feel that they are adding to what they know. Once they read Saussure, Barthes, Derrida, and Foucault they are beginning to wonder if they know anything at all, or what it would mean to know something.
New learning and intellectual growth necessarily come out of confusion. To prepare the ground, the teacher has to make the students confused. If that is true, I succeeded admirably in this stage of learning. Of course, the confusion has to be productive.
When I designed the course, I thought that I would write online comprehension-check quizzes using the Blackboard 9 quiz module. The first one I tried to write was on Saussure. Blackboard doesn’t do short answer quizzes very well, so they had to be multiple choice. A multiple choice quiz has to have a clear right answer, but the wrong answers have to be plausible enough that a student might choose them. In general, I think that putting lots of plausible wrong answers in front of students is pedagogically questionable. For structuralism, post-structuralism, and postmodernism, it is hilariously impossible. I abandoned the enterprise. I wrote a second midterm instead.
One the last day of class I divided them into groups and had them do an activity based on the Academy Awards. Each group had to select a theory for each of the following categories:
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Most mind-expanding theory
Most counter-intuitive theory
Most useful overall theory
Theory most deserving of being cast into the dustbin of history
Theory most useful for impressing your friends
This led to lively discussion and interesting choices. For example, one group decided to put feminist theory, not into the dustbin, but into the “recycle bin” because there were too many conflicts among the theorists, and because they thought that something called “Gender Theory” might be more encompassing and more useful.
Instead of a final, I had each student talk for a few minutes about the paper he or she was about to turn in. Papers were due electronically by midnight at the end of the day, so they had a chance to make some last minute changes if presenting to the class made them want to revise something. This activity was very popular. Several students said that it made the papers more meaningful and several made revisions.
I am teaching this course again next quarter, and I am planning to rework some of the design. All things considered, I’d say the course was a success. I learned a lot. For the students, I think this is a course that plants seeds that sprout a bit now but blossom later. That’s OK.
Literary Theory Midterm
Well, so far we have gone from Aristotle to the New Critics. For the midterm, I asked them to look at “Ode on a Grecian Urn” by John Keats from at least two different critical perspectives. They had 65 minutes. I really didn’t know what to expect. I designed a 20 point grading rubric that had five categories: response to the question, knowledge of critics and texts, use of theory to interpret texts, development, and academic writing style.
I read the poem to them, and I gave them a few cultural details and some textual issues, in case they wanted to go there. Still, a couple of students seemed to be unclear about what an “urn” was, or that the urn had pictures on it that Keats was describing. One never knows what sort of missing background knowledge is going to send a reading in the wrong direction.
A number of students pointed out that Plato argued that art was three times removed from reality because the object in our world is a representation of the ideal form of that object, and the artistic representation is thus a representation of a representation. This poem about the art on an urn is thus four times removed from the truth. That is a good point. However, many of them also argued that Plato would despise the poem, when in fact he would undoubtedly agree with the maxim in the last two lines: Truth is Beauty, Beauty, Truth. Well, excellence is rarely unmixed.
Many of our students are of the Romantic persuasion. They want literature to be about individual creativity, expression, emotion, and deep insight. Thus Wordsworth’s “Preface to Lyrical Ballads” speaks to them. Fortunately, this approach works well with Keats. However, what they take from Coleridge is the distinction between the primary and secondary imagination, and the fancy. They try to identify elements in the poem that correspond to these different aspects of the mind. This doesn’t really work. Nice try, though.
Students tend to like Victor Shklovsky and the concepts of habitualization and defamiliarization. This ode does give us a new way of thinking about ancient urns, at least if you have seen a Greek urn before, so this works. However, Shklovsky is arguing against the idea that art is imagery. Sometimes students read 180 degrees wrong. They read the opposition as the position, or read the hedge and don’t read the conclusion, so they think that Shklovsky is arguing that imagery is all. Some of my colleagues have noted this tendency as well. Perhaps students are not used to academic writing that takes the opposition seriously enough to lay the position out in a nuanced and fair way. The same thing happened with Wimsatt and Beardsley’s article about “The Intentional Fallacy.” They argue that while it is clear that authors have intentions, it is neither possible nor desirable to know them. My students were discussing authorial intentions and citing Wimsatt and Beardsley as the authorities for doing so.
When I first started reading these midterms, I was disheartened. There was so much misunderstanding! However, I have reconsidered. They have actually learned a great deal, as have I, and we still have half the quarter to go.
Teaching Literary Theory
Now that I have stepped down as writing center director, my new job is to teach three courses a quarter. One of these is an introduction to literary theory. Long ago, when I was an undergraduate, the department where I was studying had three courses in major critics. The first was called “Plato to Pope,” which I remember because the professor complained that the computer shortened the title in the catalog to read “Plato to Pop.” The second was probably Victorians and Modernists (Matthew Arnold, Walter Pater, John Ruskin, on the one hand and T.S. Eliot on the other), and the third was probably mostly New Critics and perhaps people like Northrup Frye and Harold Bloom. This was not seen as literary theory so much as literary criticism.
Most of my professors in those days were backsliding New Critics. They had heard of Jacques Derrida and deconstruction, but they thought it was faddish nonsense and were waiting for it to go away. It wasn’t until I got to graduate school that high literary theory became an important topic of conversation. Now the standard texts, such as the one I am using, The Critical Tradition: Classic Texts and Contemporary Trends, edited by David Richter, contain everything from Plato and Aristotle to gender studies and queer theory, all to be covered in one course.
My syllabus starts out with the following questions:
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What is literature? What is non-literature?
How is literature created?
What does literature do? How does it work?
What do literary texts mean? How do they mean? Is there a correct reading? How do we know?
Is authorial intention important? Or is literature created by the reader?
What role does literature play in society?
Is literature political? Ideological?
Is literature esoteric and exclusive, or part of popular culture?
Is literature nationalistic, ethnic, or gendered?
I write reading questions for each reading selection so that students read with the purpose of finding answers to the questions. I think this gives them a way into difficult texts. I then use the questions to structure the discussion. If a question provokes insight, discussion, and more questions, I allow that to happen until the vein peters out. Then on to the next question. I think that this is more engaging than lecturing. However, what has happened a number of times is that we end up applying literary theory to popular culture and taking up a lot of time with that. We spent an hour last week talking about what Aristotle would think of slasher movies. Some of the more serious students become frustrated when we do that, but the majority of them are quite engaged.
Some of the students are quite passionate about finding out how literature works. One of them came up after our discussion of Aristotle’s Poetics to say that he was disappointed in Aristotle because he seemed to be saying that the purpose of art was to create emotion. He hoped that subsequent readings would provide more satisfactory theories.
Most of the students merely tolerated classical and neo-classical theories of mimesis and rhetorical effects. They became much more animated when we read Wordsworth and Coleridge, especially after we applied their different poetics to actual poems, Tintern Abbey and Kubla Khan. However, in that activity I found myself teaching literature, something I never contemplated doing after I made my rhetorical turn, back in about 1983. I quickly sampled some critical articles on J-Stor to see what has been said. J-Stor is like a Hubble telescope that allows one to see what critics have been saying about a literary work over a long period of time, sometimes back into the 19th century. Different times, different critical approaches, different critics, different interpretations. Each search is the Literary Theory course in microcosm. So it is rhetorical after all!
I am also going to use a book by Peter Barry called Beginning Literary Theory. Another brief introduction to Literary Theory by Jonathan Culler is like a helicopter overflight of the landscape. The Barry book is like a bus tour where you actually get out and walk around a bit and look at things. Barry starts with structuralist theories, and for every theoretical perspective he gives you a historical overview with major figures, a bulleted list of what critics of that persuasion look for, a summary of a sample article, and questions to ponder. I think this will serve students well for the more recent, and more philosophical, approaches.
So far, this is all a lot of work, and I am having difficulty keeping my head above water. It is great fun, however, and it will get easier. I think the students are learning something. I know I am.
A New Year
I started this blog one year ago today. I intended to post nearly everyday, but I only managed 43 posts. One day the blog got 117 hits, but the average is around 5 or 6 a day. The most popular post in terms of hits is the one about the “Roland-Ready Stratocaster,” which makes sense in a way because this guitar is very interesting to a very small segment of the huge population of people interested in more traditional Stratocasters, and there isn’t a lot of information on the web about it. In general, guitar-related posts got more traffic than rhetoric or teaching-related posts. I did get into one interesting dialogue with a scholar about what Walter Ong meant by “secondary orality.” This individual had edited Ong’s papers, so I lost that argument. Otherwise, most of the comments, 56 of them, were about electric guitars, amplifiers, and stomp boxes.
I started this blog mostly to learn about the rhetoric of blogs. I suppose I have learned quite a bit, but it was little by little. Some blogs are full of personal ruminations and observations on all and sundry, and are either a sort of gonzo journalism sent out hopefully to an imagined large audience or are designed largely for an audience of friends and family. Others are tightly focused on a narrow range of topics and issues and are intended to serve some journalistic or scholarly purpose. My blog here has been a little of both. I haven’t talked much about my day to day experiences, life events, and such, except in the context of another topic. I have offered information about musical equipment, teaching techniques, bicycles, travel, and other things. Looking back, I think that this blog is about too many things to attract any sort of steady readership. Instead, the hits I get come from people using search engines to find specific information. That’s cool, I guess, but I may have to rethink my plan. I could split the blog into multiple blogs, but since I managed only 43 posts in a year, that may be another path to non-success.
The year 2009 was not a very good year, for me, and for many others. When I told my wife, who was struggling with cancer, that I had started a blog, she was afraid that it would be one of those very personal ongoing accounts of dealing with cancer, full of emotion and struggling toward wisdom. She read it a couple of times to make sure that it was not that kind of blog. If I had been writing about that, and I certainly understand the temptation, she would have asked me to stop. After a four-year struggle, my wife passed away at home on March 16, 2009. I am still trying to deal with that loss.
As I think I have posted before, I have stepped down from my quasi-administrative position and will now teach full time. On Monday I will teach Science Fiction, Freshman Composition, and Literary Theory. I am looking forward to my new role. I wish everyone a Happy New Year, and may this year be a better one than 2009.
Superior Drummer 2.0
I bought my electronic drum kit to trigger samples on my computer. The sensors on the drum pads generate information about timing, velocity, and position every time the pads are hit. This information is encoded in a format called “midi.” The recording program stores the midi information and plays it back on command. Normally, the midi information is converted to sounds by a virtual instrument, which might be a synthesizer that generates sounds electronically with oscillators and filters, or it might be a sampler that plays back short recordings, or samples, of real instruments. Toontrack’s Superior Drummer 2 is a sample player.
Perhaps the first sample playing instrument was the Mellotron, which you can hear on “10,000 Light Years from Home” by the Rolling Stones, or on “Nights in White Satin” by the Moody Blues, and countless other recordings from the ’60′s. The Mellotron had tape loops of orchestral instruments and choirs. Press a key and the loop of a cello or a whole string section starts playing that note. It is a whole orchestra in an instrument the size of a piano, although a bit lo-fi. However, hundreds of little tape cartridges stored in a rack is a maintenance nightmare. If the speed was even slightly off the note was out of tune. I read of one incident in which a Mellotron was tipped the wrong way at the airport and all of the tapes fell out.
Sampling has come along way since those days. However, the lo-fi warbley, Mellotron sound is still available, now in convenient digital format.
Superior Drummer was delivered in a box containing all Toontrack products on various CDs and DVDs. I was sent a code that unlocked only Superior 2, the product I paid for. The other DVDs are sitting there tempting me to pay to unlock them. I am sure that is by design. It is a clever marketing strategy.
Do it yourself music making is a big business these days, and selling sample packs is a big part of it. A lot of mystique and mystery is involved in the marketing. With sampling, it is possible to recreate the sound of vintage gear, or instruments owned by famous players. Superior 2, for example, comes with seven snare drums including a Ludwig Black Beauty from the 1920′s, a Slingerland from the 1970′s, and several expensive custom-made ones. They all sound different and they all sound good. If I purchased the “Custom and Vintage” expansion pack I would have, it looks like, three more DVDs full of choices. And then there is “The Metal Foundry.”
This is all very cool, but one has to remember that it used to be that a drummer would have one kit, and would just play that kit. This technology makes it possible to swap out all the cymbals and floor toms, and kick drums and snares with a huge variety of vintage and esoteric gear, but it is easy to get so involved in selecting the elements of the kit that music-making becomes secondary. There is such a thing as too many choices.
However, Superior 2 sounds good, is simple to use, and I am having a great deal of fun with it.
Here is a link to a track where I used Superior Drummer 2 and the Ludwig Black Beauty snare:
I am afraid readers will discover the limitations of my drumming, but so it goes. The guitars all go through Native Instruments Guitar Rig 4 and the sax section and the organ are from Native Instruments Kontakt.
Playing Edrums
I have had the Roland TD-4 kit for a couple of weeks now. I found an alternative setup on the Vdrums forum that moves the brain above the tom clamps and and flips the bracket over to move it back a couple of inches. I have also tweaked the positioning of the toms and the cymbals into a playable arrangement. Here’s what it looks like now:

On the Vdrums forum a lot of folks tell beginners to get the TD-9 kit, with all mesh heads, if they can afford it. I am sure that is good advice for many, especially if you are going to play live. I haven’t played it, but they say that the TD-9 brain has better sounds and more expansion capabilities. For my purposes, I am happy with the TD-4. The sounds are fine for practicing, and good enough to play out if you wanted to. However, mostly I will use it to send midi to the computer to trigger drum samples, so the built-in sounds don’t matter much. A real advantage of the TD-4 setup is that it is compact. It fits fine in the small bedroom where I play, and it would work for a coffeehouse gig too. I am pleased with it.
I am glad that it has a mesh snare. The rebound and feel are very similar to playing an acoustic snare. I don’t mind the rubber tom pads. They could be upgraded later, but I doubt that I will. A lot of people upgrade the highhat. An acoustic highhat has two small cymbals that move up and down and clamp together. You can get an open sound, a closed sound, or in between, depending on where the pedal is. The highhat on this kit is one rubber pad with an electronic pedal that emulates the mechanical movement. After while, it almost seems as if the pad is moving, but it is an acoustically induced illusion. It works.
To get the kit sending midi to the computer I loaded the demo for a VSTi called Addictive Drums, a popular drum plugin. I opened Reaper, my recording software, inserted a track, and set it to monitor midi channel 10, which is normal for percussion. I loaded the Addictive Drums plug into the track and hit the snare. It worked! Then I hit the highhat and got a crash sound, hit the crash and got a closed highhat. The rest of the sounds were all in the wrong places. This meant that I had to load a drum map that would line up the Roland Vdrums midi information with the AD plug. I spent some time on the Reaper forum asking questions, and finally got some answers, mostly from a guy in France. The internet is amazing.
The AD demo sounds great, but it only has a snare, a kick drum, a highhat, and a crash cymbal. The full version costs $299. You can actually do a lot with that minimal kit, however. I did a quick instrumental with two guitars, bass, and drums. I won’t post the results here because it is too sloppy. It sounds like a high school garage band trying to learn an old Steely Dan song. However, I was happy. I had actually played drums on a track!
When I ordered my new music computer from Jim Roseberry at Studiocat, I also got a set of drum samples called Jet City. I haven’t tried these yet because I need Native Instruments Kontakt 4 to play them, but that is what I plan to use with this drum set. Kontakt 4 is coming.
More on this particular mid-life crisis later.
Roland TD-4S Electronic Drums
The electronic drums arrived today. The stand comes in one box, the rest of the kit in another. Here are the two boxes, plus the Tama drum throne and the Pearl kick pedal that I ordered. The creature on top is Sharkie, who is hiding from our kitten, Boojie.

The first step is to unpack the parts for the rack. The packaging is well designed and the parts are light, solid, and well-made. Here the packaging is being inspected by Boojie, who helped throughout the assembly process.

The parts were all present and accounted for. Boojie actually enjoyed the packaging more than the drum hardware.

Here is the assembled rack:

The rack assembly took about 45 minutes, with the help of the kitten. Then I opened the second box. Here are the items it contained laid out on the floor.

The instructions were not hard to follow, except that in one picture the image was either flipped or it was set up for a left-handed drummer. No big deal. Here is the kit completely assembled, but not adjusted for playing. Everything can be moved up and down, side to side, and tilted.


The wiring harness is clearly marked and easy to hook up. The 25 kits sound good, and everything works. I need to put something under the pedals to keep them from moving around. Other than that, the only problem is that, as I suspected, drumming is more difficult than it looks. A lot of practicing is in order. It will be fun though.
Electronic Drums
A long time ago, I used to be in a band. When you are in a band, you have a part to play, a role to perform, a space to fill that is defined by the context of what other people are doing. On the other hand, when you create music by yourself, layering tracks in a multi-track digital audio workstation (DAW), you have to compose everything, play everything, mix everything, etc. That is both a wonder and a burden. I can play rhythm and lead guitar. I am a terrible keyboard player, but I solved that to some extent with my guitar synth, which can emulate or trigger almost any sound. I can play bass guitar. My main problem is drums.
When I first started doing computer music, I clicked in drum parts with a mouse. Actually, I clicked in almost all of the parts with a mouse. I was using FL Studio, formerly known as Fruityloops. It has a piano roll and a playlist. The piano roll is a display with a piano keyboard on the left, and a grid that scrolls to the right. You assign an instrument, typically a software synthesizer of some kind, and click in the notes, using the piano keyboard as a reference. The notes appear as a block in the grid. Short notes are little squares, while a longer note is elongated into a bar-like thing. You don’t have to know how to read music. You can assign a kick drum sample to one key, and a snare to another, a cymbal to another, until you have a whole kit. Then you can click in a drum part. Such a drum part will sound pretty robotic, however. In electronic drums, the search for “human feel” is a major concern.
Of course you can turn “robotic” into a virtue and run with it. Just look at the drum machines of the ’80′s and what happened to popular music during that time. Drum machine plus cheesy synthesizer equals the ’80′s. There were some good songs written during that time, but the records sound like they were produced by space aliens. (Sorry if those are the anthems of your childhood!)
For a time my solution was a program called Jamstix, which is a virtual drummer created in software through artificial intelligence. The programmer, Ralph Zeuner, provides an amazing product that will create drum parts in different styles, as played by different drummers. It can even monitor the dynamics of your playing, and create soft drum parts for quiet parts and loud drums when you are really digging in. Ralph provides jazz kits, rock kits, and even a kit that emulates John Bonham’s kit in Led Zepplin. It never sounds robotic. However, amazing as it is, I always had trouble getting Jamstix to do what I wanted it to do in a track. It is great fun for jamming, but I was never quite satisfied.
Many years ago, I possessed an acoustic drum kit for while. It was a cheap St. George kit made in Japan that I got from the drummer in our band when he moved on to better things, and it was pretty terrible. Drums have to be tuned and maintained, so the quality of the shells, heads and hardware is important. Even so, I practiced exercises, and I took it seriously for a while. To be a good drummer, you have to divide your consciousness into four parts, one for each limb. The two hands and two feet have to be capable of working independently, and the mind has to manage it. It is not easy. It is also very physical. You need stamina and strength.
The other problem is that drums are loud and people hate them. All drummers have this problem. The family and the neighbors are constantly unhappy. So I got rid of the drums.
However, now we have electronic drums, sometimes called “E” drums or “edrums” as opposed to acoustic or “A” drums. The heads are rubber or plastic mesh, and underneath them are electronic triggers. With headphones, practice can be almost silent. The sounds are stored in the brain of the drumkit, or are triggered on a computer through a MIDI connection. Now drummers can play a full kit without annoying the neighbors. In fact, some small venues now forbid bands to use acoustic drums because they are too loud and it is too difficult to get a good sound.
I decided that edrums were my next solution. However, computer technology allows considerable rethinking of how things are done. The traditional drum kit is big, cumbersome and fussy. The physical characteristics of the drums and cymbals and the spatial requirements of a four-limbed human wielding sticks dictate a certain design and layout. Some edrums, such as the Roland V-Drums and the Yamaha DTExtreme sets, mimic the layout of a traditional kit. However, because the drums are not actually producing the sound but only triggering it, and are not physically present, the edrummer doesn’t need to have the same layout as an acoustic kit. Thus there are drum pads such as the Roland SPD-20, which has eight square pads in a four by two array. The pads can be assigned to any sound, and are designed to be hit with sticks. The whole drum kit can fit into a large briefcase.
The third option is the finger controller, such as the Korg PadKontrol or the Akai MPD32. These have 12 small pads designed to be tapped by fingers. It’s a bit like playing drums on a numeric keypad. Some argue that people naturally tap out rhythms with their fingers, so this is a very natural human interface for drums. I think that most of the beats on hip hop records were done with this kind of controller.
Once can also play drums with a MIDI keyboard, but this is usually less than satisfactory. The keyboard was not designed with drums in mind.
I ended up going with a Roland TD-4S, a setup that mimics a traditional drum kit. I think this is because I have played acoustic drums before. If I hadn’t, I probably would have gone with one of the finger controllers. I think that it is interesting to re-imagine the human interface for musical instruments, the path from imagination to music, but in the end I didn’t want to re-learn absolutely everything. Thus I chose the new/old rather than the completely new. Of course, none of it is completely new anyway. The most avant garde piece still builds on human tradition, and performance always must take humanoid physiology into account.
I’ll write more when the edrums arrive.
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